On Facebook? Why not join the I Hate Gherkins Group

"...It's that time of the year again when the vegetable patch needs re-planting, however, the Gherkinator has been at it again!! He's been planting Gherkins wherever possible in a vain attempt to grow more and sell them to the big fast food chains. We must all work fast to purge our veggie patches of this plague... Bet we can clear them faster than you...!"