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Neil, Programmer for the site, mad as cheese and responsible for the rumour that President Kennedy was simply stung by a vicious wasp.
Hobbies : Arctic Sunbathing whilst yodeling and playing the banjo stark naked


Tony, Warped as a chewy sweet on a hot stick day, responsible for the majority of veggie orientated images on the site.
Hobbies : Tadpole fishing whilst dressed as a nun and shouting out loud.


Brian, Bonkers and responsible for all news items and any story that could be true if you had just consumed 30 strong lagers.
Hobbies : Mud wrestling with lentils in a small pond of hungry pirhanas.




Large donations of cash can be sent to the Bank of England who will pop it into a nice safe vault for us along with all the other money. We're also partial to kebab, which would also be appreciated.



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