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Hey, wuts up my skinny biscuit of a home dogg?!
Posted by Skinnytomato on 09/06/2007 |
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1/27/07-Haha, I just joined this site, but I been playing the games since forever. Its really cold up here, and Im turining into an albino ( hence the name ) from lack of sun, and no I do not have pink eyes. Let us see, I ate popcorn today, went to the grocery store, then sat in the computer chair since 1. As you see, I have no life ^_^ and I am always online. So..... I really have nothing else to talk about but heres my e mail quote of the day, or week or whatever. I t depends how much I blog xD. Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who *kisses* your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...thats her." Posted by aLbino_pickLe on 27/01/2007 |
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i hate gerkins , had 1 today and was sikc over the floor
Posted by gemsgalore on 04/01/2006 |
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I HaTe GhErKiNs!!!! Posted by omally12 on 13/06/2005 |
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lalalalala i am ratherbored meant to be doing french oral. i say zzzz gherkins are more strictly annihilating than the direst of desserts for breakfast and pickle. any1 out there hu like ffaf, rhcp, him etc??? gissa buzz luv ya, furry pickle xxxxxxxx Posted by ftrezise on 29/04/2005 |
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I havent had anything to write about for afew days but last night I went to see Good Charlotte. It was amazing! I kinda lost my friend in the mosh pit part way through but it was still totally wonderful! Im also really excited because Im gonna go see Funeral for a Friend in July. Wahoo! I always thought until last night that people waving lighters at concerts during slow songs was just an urban legend because its never happened at any other concert Ive been to 9 its always just been glow sicks) but last night they didnt just wave lighters and glow sticks their were also people waving their phones. Weird!? (If you followed this link from the darkness forum I wont be on there anymore because my dad blocked it) Posted by spikey_angel on 20/03/2005 |
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hey all... this is my first time "blogging" so I dont really have much so say... lol... erm... yeah.... Hi! lol... and ...
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!! lol
*hehe* Keara xxx
Posted by *random* on 17/03/2005 |
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Not much to write today. I had a lengthly descusion with one of the guys in Editions(the 2nd best shop in the world) and my best friend, psycho kid, about chavs. Theres this one at my school who we call muffin man coz, about a month ago, she through wet toilet roll at our heads coz were goths and she said we were moody so i through a muffin at her head. None likes the lil goth group, were not even all goths, at our school. Some year sevens started moanin coz psycho kids got a pigglet toy on her bag with safety pins in it so we chased them around the playground tellin them we wanted some of their hair to do vodoo. After that they told their orange teacher and they run away every time they see us. I wonder why.
Posted by spikey_angel on 14/03/2005 |
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I probly should of put this stuff first before the pickled finger thing but this is alil bit of stuff about me. Name: Laura Nicknames: Lolly, Looroll, Looroo, Loolabell, LouLou… Eyes: Grey/Green Hair: Naturally ginger but I dye it a lot Siblings: Two sisters (both evil) Do u like to sing in the shower: Depends on my mood Do u like to sing on the toilet: No Birthday: 9th October Star sign: Libra Righty or lefty: Righty What do you want in a relationship most: To be loved Have you ever cheated? nope Marital status: Single Do you have a car? I wish!!! Which car do you want or have? A MGBGT or a Triumph Spitfire (both are classic British cars) Movie: School of rock, Slap her she’s French, Bring it on, Freaky friday Song: You know what the do to guys like us in prison - My chemical romance Band/singer: My chemical romance, The used, Funeral for a friend, Lost prophets, Taking back Sunday, Greenday, Simple plan, Blink182, The explosion, Good charlotte… TV Shows: Queer eye for the straight guy Food: Sherbet in any form Number: 13 Cartoon: Hello kitty Colours: Black/silver/red Do you plan on having children: Maybe Do you want to get married: Maybe How old do you wanna be when youre married: Between 22 and 29 if I get married Would you have kids before marriage: No Music/TV: Music Green/Blue: Green Pink/Purple: Pink Summer/Winter: Summer Night/Day: Night Have you ever smoked cannabis? Nope to dope Are you happy: Kinda Whats an objects you cant live wth out? My organs. duh Silver or gold: Silver Diamond or pearl: Pearl sunrise or sunset: Sunset Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: no... Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: 2, Bagpuss and Boo Do you have any piercing: Yeh 6 and I want two more What colour underpants are you wearing right now? Black What song are u listening to right now? Basket case - Greenday Posted by spikey_angel on 13/03/2005 |
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When I die I want my 2 lil fingers pickled to make all the forth finger exercises my violin teacher makes me do worth while. If my family dont respect this wish can anyone who reads this start an angry mob please. Thanx, Spikey Angel Posted by spikey_angel on 13/03/2005 |
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hi dude Posted by ppl27 on 27/01/2005 |
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Craig was looking after Eilidh whilst her mother and his mother were out Christmas shopping. Eilidh was busty cramming cheese into her mouth. When she had finished she declared, "i want some more!", and she did have more and more and more and more until the big block of cheese that she had started out with was nothing more than a mere crumb. Just then a train shot past. Posted by monkeystrummer on 01/12/2004 |
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hi yal how ya doin
Posted by curtusy20 on 15/11/2004 |
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Hiya Yall! This is my first time at blogging andas you can prbably see, my first two attempts didnt quite work! I have never done this before and i just thought that they give it a really wierd name! Anyway, i am a very nice person so if anyone wants to talk, BLOG ME
Posted by yabugga on 07/11/2004 |
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How many of u love Will Smith I do more than anyone The love caculator dont work anyone who wants to do it that way because Ive done it on my auntie and uncle and they are still as luvey duvey as theywere wen they met Posted by beki boodlez on 07/09/2004 |
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wow this is my first ever blog. why are they called blogs?? y dont they just call it diary or jotter, no they call it something completely random. I know, lets call it margarine or cod liver oil? well im not here for lonely hearts, or bcoz i particularly wanna meet sum1. i jus dnt have anything better to do, n since iv never done this b4 i figured, what the heck! anyway, if anyone would lyk 2 tlk 2 me on the off chance, im 15, female n im from the north of england. jus reply on this thing n we can get chattin if u lyk! cheers, Kirsty xx Posted by goldengraham on 12/08/2004 |
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Hey evry1 Hope your all havin great hols!!! Now I want u all to know that life is hard and you should treasure your friends because thats exactly what I didnt do a few weeks ago sorry Jess -xxx- Posted by beki boodlez on 10/08/2004 |
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Hey! If your hair is spikey, brown with blonde streaks preferbly. your kind of tall. Youve got a smile! and your between 12, 13 and 14 your the guy for me. Ive got dark blonde hair with natural gold streaks Im kind of small, a girly girl and have deep ocean blue eyes and Im really really sweet! tip: I love skaters! email me at beki_star969@hotmail.com if you fit the deion above! Posted by beki boodlez on 10/08/2004 |
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Areet!!!! How ya doing!!! Send me an e-mail... Billythefox@hotmail.com specially katey blu eyes!! Posted by Billythefox on 27/07/2004 |
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by the way, the 0.5 one is called halfers!
Posted by octupuss on 23/06/2004 |
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hello again guys. i am just sayin that i have finally got rid of Hitler. i had to kill him then dispose of him in the Mediterranian sea. to kill him, i got a huge knife, and started to stab him. It took me at least 200 dags to actually kill him!! i have not blogged for a while because it has been so hard to get him off my mind. But it really has put my mind at rest talkin to all of u guys! I am also feeling a bt better now because i recently got 7.5 platupuses. The 0.5 is because one of them has no legs. i have to take care of that one very well! I called them yogy, jobby, welma, possum, pippy, popsicle and of course i named one after my bestest friend ever, Hitler!
Posted by octupuss on 23/06/2004 |
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hello again.tis me.am still bored.well not still boered as it is a wile since i blogged.tehe.blogged.i have a man voice.due to a cold.dont suppose anyone has any magical cures to colds?that work in 2 days or sumthing of the like?
Posted by eyelid on 04/06/2004 |
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Hi. This is my first blog. pretty cool. 4 days till my b-day. yahoo PEACE OUT PEOPLE Posted by NoFear on 19/05/2004 |
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Im going mad jfgjlfgjhlkfghjriyhjglhjfkglh//]#[][]!!!!!! BORING DAY AT WORK!!!!! HELP!
Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 10/05/2004 |
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Hello there! U may be wondering y I am called octupuss, well i could justsay that I have a pleasurable liking for the amazing creatures but that would be a lie. But the real reason is that I have a pet octupuss called Hitler who is taking over my entire house let alone room! My mum says I should really get rid of it, but there is a mall matter of where to put it, and I am quite attatched so he will be hard to let go! Aanyway see ya!
Posted by octupuss on 05/05/2004 |
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teehee i am called lumberjack, i like to sing out loud. The name is a bit weird cos my frends called me dat and i was quite offended so now my real frends are Brucy and margery who are my tadpoles.Btw i am a a girl not a boy altho i do hav guy tendencies.
Posted by Lumberjack on 05/05/2004 |
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uh hello.not blogged before.hmm.what to say.am likely to say something obscenely gay.so yano.
well.i love cheese.someone once called me eyelid.i was so offended.my name is eilidh btw.and someone before was saying that the site redirects them to the most annoying site in the world and you no.it really does.how rude.i am grossly bored.and hungry.
hmm.
anyhoo
tata
Posted by eyelid on 05/05/2004 |
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wwooow this is weird i havent been on here for ages but for anyone who cares hereiamsayhiHIhowareyasallgoodthatsgoodwellillseeyaroundciaobyenowhavefun and so on and so forth. i am back, peoples, not that i imagine many people will care. excpet maybe doodahdydahdoodah. see ya tomorrow, doodah! and ciao for now, other peoples.
Posted by gherkingoo on 29/04/2004 |
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I cant believe it! My childhood sweetheart is back on the scene! We are going out for a meal on friday! And you never know what might happen! I havent seen him in 2 years because hes been in africa, but now hes back and the first person he phoned was me!!! Im soooooo happpy! Blogging is soo fun Katy xxxx Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 20/04/2004 |
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Well hello Everyone! Sorry i have not blogged in a while, but i was off work all last week and have not been able to get to a computer, as mine in broke! How is everyone? Cya Katy xxxxx Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 19/04/2004 |
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i have not blogged in a while, ages to be persise.........................................and thats about it, i may never blog again, what a sad ending, goodbye..... Posted by doodah on 12/03/2004 |
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Heya All Im in a good mood! Im really excited about this saturday! Im off to DV8 (A gay club in Birmingham) Maybe i will find a nice girl! No im not a lesbian, im bisexual, its a shame we cant put telephone numbers on here,coz otherwize i could find my self a sexy, big chested girl, who has a great sence of humour! Anyway gotta got peeps! C u sooon LOVEING U - KATY xxxXxxx Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 04/03/2004 |
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Well im not very well again! Got the flu1 so im at home, took the day off work - well at least i dont have to got out in the snow today!
Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 27/02/2004 |
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Ive really got a bad cold!!! Feeling like crap - i just thought! i only come on here complain! Well im in a good mood! got a valentines day card! i dont know off who tho! It was a good suprise! I got to get mydelf a better life! i go to the same pub, every week - so i know everybody and i know i aint got a chance! well - there my friends and i wouldnt want to go with anyof them! Dont get me wrong, some of them r gorgeous! but just not my type! - anyway gottag - bk to the grindstone!!! as youve probably guessed - me fave colour is RED - A VERY HORNY COLOUR DONT YOU THINK?????
Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 16/02/2004 |
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hey peeps ill tell u a lil bit bout myself, im 14, im female, im bisexual, i have brown hair, im 5 foot 2, and id say i was the down-to-earth type and i love to meet new people. well, thats my introduction, ciao for now Posted by starry_eclipse on 08/02/2004 |
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Bored again at work, hate the snow and ice, its like trying to walk up an escelator that going down! never mind, any lads on ere who r 18-28 and live in the bham area in the uk, can call me on 07745 ###### {ALTERED BY IHG.com ADMINISTRATOR - Paedophiles operate on the net, please do not give out your phone number or address on chatrooms}, around 7:00pm coz i be bored!
Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 30/01/2004 |
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wel...wot can i say....today has been interesting in some ways. like...em...gayle broke a plate!!! today woz the day that holly pulled fraser(?) the second time!!! and me....wel....im just me!!! and...we came second in the tutor team challenge!! GO CRAIGIEVAR COOKIES!!! LOL thats all i hav 2 recal 2day. tooodilypip!! this is marshmallow BLOGGING out!!! (DONT ASK!)
Posted by marshmallow on 23/01/2004 |
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I cant believe that I havent been here for over a month, and that during that month there have only been two blog-entries done, one being a test and the other being blank... What happened to Gerkhingoo and Doodah and the Punkgirl/punkrock people and Bones and Tony and Administrators and Bazzu? And then again you could all complain that I wasnt here for a month, and so why should you be here... and then I would have no good answer and so I would have to make something up and it would be all incoherant and would involve kittens... So anyway, hello everyone *waves* assuming anyone comes here... Has everyone had a good month? And a good year cos its New Years Eve today *Sarcastic Woot* and so *sings* Another year over, and what have we done..." Im sure Ive done lots this year, and, um... Im really itchy *grr* Maybe I have chicken pox... Hooray! Posted by jinkleberry on 31/12/2003 |
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i feel really sick at the moment and really wanna go home. But noone gives a tiny rats ass so i gotta stay ere and suffer.
Posted by Katy Blue Eyez on 30/12/2003 |
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Test TEST Posted by anjetika on 11/12/2003 |
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Hmm, I kinda miss going away for a week and coming back to lots of blogs from other people. I mean, how come a month ago everyone was blogging, and now no-one is blogging? One of lifes many mysteries I suppose.... Anyway, I forgot to update here for a while as I so often do, but in my extreme boredness I was browsing through my favourites and remembered everyone over here at ihategherkins... Or rather everyone not here... Anyway, um... I dont really have much more to say other than um... perhaps ummm but some would argue thats just a different way of spelling excatly the same word. And Id probably be inclined to agree with them... So I guess Ill be off now then... But Im sure Ill write more next week. I might think of something interesting to say ready for then? Or maybe it will just be the same amount of random boringness? Who knows... Posted by jinkleberry on 23/11/2003 |
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Hmm, blogging seems slow on the Western front again. And the Western back to, Plus the East, North and South. In fact blogging seems slow everywhere. Apart from rigfht here of course cos Im blogging at this very moment in time. Well, as you read this of course I wont be blogging for I will have finished writing so that you can read this... so in your now Im not blogging, but in my now I am... Methinks perhaps blogging is less than usual cos gherkingoo has gone away? Perhaps to Italy or Australia or Jupiter or somewhere. Im not sure. Maybe I would be sure if Id ever known in the first place, but I didnt and so I amnt. Amnt isnt a word. I think it should be. Maybe I shall invent it. And maybe itll go in the dictionary. Do you think if you invent a word and it gets into the dictionary you get paid for every copy thats made? And maybe get paid everytime someone uses it on TV or in a song or whatever? I hope so, cos then i will spend my entire life making up new words. I Have some already like intrestingment and immernable and amnt and probably some more Ive forgotten. I just thouight that maybe amnt isnt a word cos no-one needs it? People say "Im not going" instead of "I amnt going." Thats a shame cos now I wont get rich from dictionary loyalties. *sigh* Never mind. I will go to bed now... Posted by jinkleberry on 14/11/2003 |
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hi i had a gud day 2day until 2nite wen i told my crush i fancy him and he aint talkin 2 me at all now he hasnt evn told me he h8s me yet dis is so embaressin help not evn a gherkin can save me
luv a depressd
sarah
Posted by jammyd on 13/11/2003 |
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Heh! Ihategherkin.com merchandise? Cool idea. And giving all the profits to Children In Need is a great idea to. Anyway, ummm...people dont seem to blog so much recently. Wonder why? One of the great mysteries of the world perhaps. Am I not blogging as much? I dont think I am. I was away over half-term which is a good excuse, but otherwise I have no reason. So Im blogging now... Can you get ihategherkin teddies? I dont remember...hmmm... You can get a whole load of Westlife clothing on one website I was on before. If people like Westlife fair enough, but whos really going to be brave enough to wear a T-shirt advertising the fact? Youd get rotting fruit (or even rotting gherkins) thrown at you from randomers in the street... Theres a Muslim prayer-room in College, and before youre allowed in you have to leave your shoes outside the door. No special locker or anything to put them in, just leave them in a pile outside the door. This strikes me as a little weird. I mean, how come their shoes dont get stolen? If I ever saw some shoes there Id move them and put them somewhere random (not as a racist act or anything, not cos their Muslims, just cos, well, itd be funny...) and especially if I had a friend whos a Muslim, id definatly steal his/her shoes. Plus it seems weird that they have a Muslim Prayer room anyway. Theres no church or chapel or sinogogue in college...but maybe anyone can pray in there? I would but Id feel kinda disrepectful and mean, cos even though Im just interested in what it is people might think i was mocking or something, and then I would feel bad... Posted by jinkleberry on 09/11/2003 |
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I checked my emails and *YOY!!* Now you can all see my Gherkin Man!! Heheh. I call him Greg... Posted by jinkleberry on 02/11/2003 |
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oh yay everything is bright and sunny la la la!!! lets go have a bright sunny fun happy picnic!!! yay!!! flowers and fairycakes and rainbows and happy little pink fluffy bunnies - oh, joy!!! what a wonderful day!!! okay, i lied. not such a wonderful day...oh crap...what am i going to do??? hmm...crap...
Posted by gherkingoo on 28/10/2003 |
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Wow, never had a blog before....Guess this makes it a first :)
Posted by Bostonkelly on 26/10/2003 |
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la cousina, clad means... like, dressed in. if you said someone was gherkin-green clad, it would mean they were wearing gherkin green clothes/baseball bats etc. anyhoo today is god knows what day, but yeah. got back from italy some time, cant remember. bleeeeerrrrrrrrrr ahoo~± or sumthing
Posted by gherkingoo on 26/10/2003 |
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Clad Clad i dont know what that meens??? do you???? ahahaha??/ didnt think so................. Im bored but we already all know that dont we??!!!! yes we do replys the magenfested jellyblobber. I dunno what im on about do you??? ahahah?? didnt think so! wel anywho heres a little story for you all, hope it brings some kind of new knowldge into your lives, or whatever..... (by the way ive changed this story a tiny teeny bit cause i thought it were to happy at the time of me reading it, so yeah anywho it really dose have a better ending, in the proper version, but unfortunetly youll probably never get to read the proper version, so sucked in your stuck with this screwed up version by yours truely anywho...) A young japanese girl thing heard from her Grandmother, who heard from her Grandmother, who heard from her grandmother, who heard from her grandmother, who heard from her grandmother etc etc that if you stand with a razor in your mouth infront of a basin of water at the exact stroke of midnight (which is stupid because no one knows when the exact stroke of midnight is, daylight saving remember??!) your future husbands freflection of his face would be, well dah, reflected in the water, so anywho the girl thought what the hell ill try it. So that night she did the whole procedure at the exact stroke of midnight and to her surprise her future husbands reflection appeared in the water. She was so shocked that she dropped the razor into the water and a few secs later a red liquid appeared floating around in the water. Four years later, after she had forgotten about this whole thingo, she married a youg and, so she thought, handsom man but she thought it odd that this man would always keep the right half of his face covered with hair. One day she asked him why h did that, then he pulled back the hair to reveal a torn and somewhatdemented half of his face, she asked him who had ever done such a horrible thing and when she found out she would kill them, to her shock her husband revealed that it was her who had done it, so she ran into the kitchen pulled out the butcher knife from in the drawer and lodged it in her chest. Her husband was so greif stricken that he too lodged the knife into his chest, he then reunited with his wife after death and thay both lived happily ever after. im not trying to say that if somthing goes wrong you should lodge a butcher knife into your chest, no not that at all, im trying to bring accross the message that is.............. well ok i dont know what the message is but i know its a good one. Well hoped you enjoyed that little lesson of whatever, ciao :)(: Posted by doodah on 26/10/2003 |
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I am bored...I had a hosiptal appointment today and so got to go home instead of sitting round college bored, but I did miss a supposedly important tutorial session...oops! But never mind, I am home now and feeling incredibly bored, and slightly hungry. Im beginning to wish Id taken advantage of being in McDonalds earlier, but I thought it was too early for lunch...but now Im hungry and home alone, so if I want food (which I do, very very much!!) I must get it myself... But that is where I am going, cake is calling...
Posted by jinkleberry on 17/10/2003 |
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Boredom I cant escape you, you’re always there Waiting to drag me back to your lair. You fill me up and devour my mind, Around my bones I find you entwined. Sometimes you hide and I think you’re gone But you always come back and just as strong. I try in vain to shake you off, But you stay with me like the most infectious cough. I try to distract you with things to do, But nothing ever entertains you. I take you here, I show you that, But still with me you remain sat. Boredom, you are my most hated friend But I know you will be here until the end Okeleedokelee, I went away to poem-write and the result was this. So there is my boredom poem. I think Im going to try and write a gherkiny one nest, so i think tomorrow my plan will have to be to eat one so i know what they taste like and can write about how yummy/yucky it was... Posted by jinkleberry on 16/10/2003 |
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*Shwmae!" "o!" "o?" "O!!!" Hellooo everyone, well, today has been a mostly boring day. The only highlight of which was Welsh, which as far as highlights go, wasnt great. No stickers today *cries* but at least she (she being the teacher) forgot to take in the homework (which I hadnt done! *phew*) But yes, we did oral work again on the play Letus which we went to see last night (yes, in my free time I went to see a Welsh play!!) which was quite interesting. It wasnt really interesting at all, but I realised that i really hadnt understood one word of the play (not including the rare, but valued, English bits) and that what id thought was going on was completely wrong. It turns out there was no crow involved for a start, and so the half an hour I spent wondering why they didnt just put a fake crow on the random branch was quiet wasterd, because there was no need for a crow. Also it turned out she was having flashbacks throughout the play, another thing I didnt get. I thought she was just going to visit her man inbetween doctors visits, but it turns out he was an ex-boyfriend form her past. Also she died at the end. I hadnt actually realised that. Plus I didnt get to see the only exciting part, the gangreeneous foot cos someones annoying head was in the way. Oh well... Hmm, what else have I done today? Very very little... Im sure I had something exciting to do on here thouigh?? Oh yes, I was going to attempt to write a poem on boredom, I dont know if I can be bothered right now though, but maybe I will write one later and add it in a new entry... Posted by jinkleberry on 16/10/2003 |
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tuh. so much for that.
french wasnt that boring, especially since jaymie put pen all over his face and couldnt get it off, but it was still french, so it had to entail some degree of boredom. then drama was just weird, because Mr Ouma was teaching it, or rather, watching us wander around trying to make up some form of entertainment. me and onion begged for the worst french lesson in the whole entire world, because after something ad theres always something good, but i suppose seeing as french was okay, drama had to be pretty crap. but, like french, it is still drama, so it was fun enough. and then i had to go home, which was extra extra boring because warwick took the computer to work.
so today i sit and wonder what i should do. school was the answer that first POPped into my head but now its 12.29 and i should have left at 8.10. anyhoo, i have to pack, because were going to italy tomorrow. which should, and hopefully will, be fun. ciao!
Posted by gherkingoo on 15/10/2003 |
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boredom you continue to stalk me like stuff. and pissyness and i will never be rid of you today, i have no room for you i am too bored to even think of you but there you are, haunting my sentences! i wish you would piss off, boredom. but you never will hope you like it! its a piece of shit compliments of me. and cait, obviously. which reminds me to ask if i can stay with you, doodah, this christmas? we can make mooovies! yeah, okay. today is my last day, and because this is a windows computer i can finally use the whatyoumercallit editor!! yay!! anyhoo today is yes my last day, and were going to italy soon. hmm. hmmmm. i have french next which will be boring beyond all belief, then drama, which is a perfect note to end my time at QK with. mwer, leaving schools is bad. but, i remain resolute in saying I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!! Posted by gherkingoo on 14/10/2003 |
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oh my god i havent written for years! by the way thats not strictly true but i just say that now, thats just what i say. yes, it is. anyhoo i made my own poem today, which im not going to say for you because only the ist ish ist of people will appreciate its fine fineness. well thats not true either, because only the ist ish ist of people would use this website. actually what IS true is that i havent thought of a poem yet, but when i do ill write it.
what did i do today?
the highlight of my day was the fact that there was no highlight. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! that was for doodah, even though your birthday was yesterday but never mind that. ew i just ate a piece of cheese and a piece of apple together
*****NOTE TO SELF AND ANYONE ELSE INTERESTED - DO NOT REPEAT NOT DO THAT BECAUSE ITS REALLY REALLY REALLY NOT NICE*****
yes well! um...tomorrow is sunday, then monday, then tuesday. why am i telling you this? do i think u dont know the order of the days of the week? no. tuesday will be my last ever day at my current school! noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! still, it signifies the coming of my return home. in english: im leaving school and coming home. yes, well, i have to go, because!!!!
because i have to watch pop idol. i dont know why, i just do. i do i do i do i do i do. get it??? no? probably because its the worst ..:~*thing*~:.. ever! yeah okay im going BYE!!!!!
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I read the word, so I suppose Im more literate? But surely no-one reads the colour or all through my entry theyd be reading pink pink pink and now green green green and now everyones reading blue blue blue and now purple purple purple and no-one would ever actually read what Im saying cos all theyre reading is the colour? Oh well... I have a sore throat. I seem to have had a constant sore throat for the last three weeks or something *poor me* My sister went to the library and brought home a book called Party Cakes and in it it shows you how to make a cake shaped like a hedgehog so now Im going to make her make me one for my birthday *yum* IKts not my birthday for another 3 months, in fact, exactly 3 months today!! *YOY* Im excited. Im going on holiday in two weeks. In fact less than two weeks. 12 days or something. That means a week without any of my musings and thoughts to keep you amused. Or bemused. Or confused. Whichever effect I have on you? You poor deprived people. But never mind, thats not for 12 days, and I dont update every day anyway (although I am getting more regular?) and so Im sure youll all cope. My fingers are freezing. Poor me. And I need a wee. And I have an hour long Muse concert which I taped the other day to watch, and its calling my name, so I must go now. Toodlepip Posted by jinkleberry on 11/10/2003 |
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Well this is interesting isnt it? :)>-< this little man is showing you all my sarcasim level, wich is extremely high
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DO YOU READ THE WORD OR THE COLOUR?: RED ORANGE PINK AQUA PLUM MERONE BROWN BLACK FLURO ORANGE WHITE SILVER TURD COLOUR SKY BLUE well if you read the word you are more litterate wise and if you read the colour you are more art wise. Posted by doodah on 11/10/2003 |
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A poem to Bored By yours truelly: Bored Bored Bored How only i can know your true extent to which my life revloves around I go to school and there you are I walk down the street and you never fail to be there and though i fear so i think you are my closest feeling to which even you are there on special occasions you never fail to surprise me on your every entrance into my so filled of you life oh bordem if only you new how much you piss me off with your every extent and to this i must say please please bordom go away. Posted by doodah on 11/10/2003 |
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Wow. Unless as I write this someone else adds a blog Im going to have done three blogs in a row. Not even on the same day or anything. I could become a more recent than recent updater! Wow! Are you all excited? Im excited. Lets all be excited. And have a tea-party. With cakes, and sandwiches, and sausage rolls, and biscuits, and milkshake, and crisps and things. Im excited about our tea-party now! Itll be the best tea-party ever! It could be gherkin based, we could make everything gherkin flavoured? YOY! Im so excited...Ill go make the party invitations now...
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Hello everyone. How are we all today? I think Im becoming ill. I have a headache and my throat hurts. I hope Im ill so I dont have to go to school tomorrow. Im really dreading it. Plus Id get off college and I havent done my history/Welsh homework and I dont really feel in a working mood. I just want to go to bed. But I gotta stay up til 12 cos theres an interview with Brian Molko on Lamauq Live (or is it Lamaque? I dunno...) tonight about SI so that should be interesting. But its on til midnight so it wont be an early bedtime *sob*
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Hello Helloooo How are you? Well, Im not too bad thanx. What about you? Im okay, what you been up to today? To be honest not alot, got up at about 12.30 and then came online. How about you? About the same really...in fact, exactly the same! Weird... Well, not really that weird when you think about it. No? No, I mean, Im you and youre me so its obvious were gonna have done the same! So why did you ask me what I did if you already knew? Good question...why did I? Maybe I...I dunno actually. Sorry. Its okay, dont be sorry, was as much my fault as yours. I mean, if Im you and youre me, anything you do to me Im doing to myself? You shouldnt do things to yourself though, should you... Definately not. Well, actually it depends what it is. You certianly shouldnt do things to upset or hurt youself, but its okay to do some things to yourself? Like feed yourself or something!? True, food is good. I havent eaten today yet, Im hungry. Yeh, I know. I feel the hunger to. Shall we go get food? Yeh, i think we should! What kinda food do you think we should have? Toast? Yeh, but not burnt like yesterday! Definately not. What shall we have on our toast? Peanut butter and banana? I dunno, we had that yesterday, I prefer peanut butter and jam? Yeh, okay then, sounds good. Cool, buhbye then, Ill see you in the kitchen. Okeleedokelee, buhbyeeeee Posted by jinkleberry on 05/10/2003 |
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ugh. so much for that. i did absolutely nothing today except sit and wish i wasnt wiahing that i was in bed. why, you may ask, did i not go to bed? good question!! who knows! nyack got caity-oirs letter today, twas very informative, and it had nons in it. he just got money or something and an award for making tunnels. i dont know. i dont undersand big words, not while im very very tired. crap its only 8.45, i cant believe that. i really cant. seriously. really i think someones pranking me. its a conspiracy. well, you know what they say - okay, you know what I say - if its not a conspiracy, its a lie.if its not a lie its a pie. maybe its a lie then. aha! aha aha aha! its a lie! mind you, i did have din dins at 5.30 today, so its a possibility its not a lie. hmm. hmmmm. yeah, well. the news is on in a sec, then pop idol. the only reason im watching it is because a. stupid as they are, ant and dec can be quite humerous, and b. i want to see the big women win. theyre the best singers anyhoo. yep well im diverting my attention now to the television. so squeze me peoples.
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yup well today i am going to work on my RSPCT campaigns!
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Bleugh I dont feel too good! I went out last night, and I felt mostly fine today, after the initial Eugh feeling of the morning, but right now I feel like crap. I feel sick and tired and just generally crappy. Poor me. I have to go to school on Tuesday. After last night I dont want to. Dont worry, I didnt flash in front of everyone like last week, but this was worse. In that it wasnt. But it still was. Less embarassing, more like...eeek, everybody knows! I wont go into it, but lets just say I did something stupid and ended up having to go to hospital (in an ambulance...fun!) and that too many people saw, and thats very bad cos who knows what theyre thinking. Oh dear. Im so incredibly tired. I might go to bed soon...ish. Maybe even now? Yes...lets go to bed now? Maybe... I need a drink. Meh... Posted by jinkleberry on 03/10/2003 |
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okay! may i just congratulate....you know...people....who did the whole denim layout. tis absolutely fantastical. and yes, today was jeans for genes day, and i dint go to school, which i suppose was almost lucky as the stupid people at the stupid school wouldnt let us wear jeans, which is against my every policy concerning jeans for genes day, because i always wear jeans on jeans for genes day, so i did so today. mm i love my jeans - they actually fit, for a start. oh yes, and something very weird/fantastical has happened. theyve opened a walkabout bar at the o2 centre which is slightly creepy regarding whether or not we should go. very creepy. no, not creepy...weird? awkward? awkward. is that how you spell awkward? im going completely mad now. oh yes - next week is my last full week of school. im in a sort of shock-depression-absolute-glee state of...you know...thing. anyhoo im going now, because i cant be bothered writing much more.
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people i have found the answer to one of the greatest unanswerable questions of life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, i will have once i can think of a great unanswerable question of life...if anyone has one, tell me and ill answer it, because i have a knack for doing the impossible. like the time we had to cut little hyrogliphs out of stickers and stick them on the thinky, and i did it because of my knack. i also have a knack for finding the very possible impossible. i have a few knacks. mm we have nice food here. im going to get some...mm....cheezles.....mmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm
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YOY!! Im happy that I can now add brackets! Probably I wont need them in this entry *typical* but they are much appreciated, so thank you! Plus my wonderings over ihategherkins.com being themostannoyingwebsiteintheworld.co.uk is all cleared up to so YOY!! *Happiness* AND I can now add images...could IHG get any better?? So, anyway, what have I done today? Well...the answer is not alot. But obviously something (twould be impossiple to do nothing at all, merely existing is doing something??) I only had one lesson today though (Psychology) so I had a lie-in this morning, followed by an afternoon off. *smiles* Then I came home and watched Planed Plant, (which is Welsh for Childrens Planet) for my Welsh homework. I watched a cartoon about pirates or something, and then something called Cair where a little bald kid went to the zoo and saw a monkey...I didnt really understand it despite it being aimed at pre-schoolers! I wanted to see The Tweenies is welsh, but alas, I didnt. *sob* I watched Pobl i Cwm and Taru Naw as well, so Im feeling most proud that tomorrow in my Welsh lesson Ill have lots to talk about...maybe. I havent done my piece of project work yet though. We have to do projects in Welsh, Im doing mine on the Manic Street Preachers cos theyre Welsh, and then I can write about anorexia and self-harm and suicide and stuff, which will hopefully use impessive welsh? And maybe be more interesting than Welsh Heros and crap? Of course it could just confuse me and make me want to commit suicide, but never mind... Im listeing to the Spice Girls. Out of the 679 songs I have on my playlist only two are by the Spice Girls, but still one of them gets chosen! How annoyingly random. Not that I particuarlly despise the Spice Girls or anything. In fact Im quite fond of them really, theyre good in that so-crap-i-like-them way, like S Club Juniors or Aqua or something? Heh, the Spice Girl song is over and now it chose a Barney (as in Barney the Dinosaur) song! *Hey Mr Knickerbocker boppidy-bop, I like-a the way that you boppity-bob, I lik-a the way that you bobbidy-bop with your hands* Heheh. Awww, tis over. Tis Muse now. Screenager. I like that song. Sorta want to sing it to myself sometimes. Good lyrics. I have History and English tomorrow. I really have no idea what Im learning about in History. I sit in the lessons but my brain doesnt absorb anything. Plus I missed half of the last lesson cos there was a fire-drill or something and then they moved the cupboards in the classroom and said we werent allowed in, but then I didnt go back to the lesson on time and now I have to write an essay on something I dont understand. *sigh* Oh well...hopefully I dont have to have written it by tomorrow cos Im too tired to do it now. I have English tomorrow as well. Were reading Much Ado About Nothing which, as far as Shakespeare plays go, isnt too bad really. I actually understand it! Most of it anyway. More than I did for Romeo and Juliet last year anyway. Im incredibly itchy today. As in really itchy. My arms go through various moments of itchiness *irritance* and I must look like I have fleas? I bought some Savlon today though so hopefully that will help them un-itch? I bought some medica lsafety-pins to (I couldnt find normal ones) so Im going to make badges!! I went on the Newsround website today (I really, truly, honestly do not know how I got onto it, but I just found myself on the top 10 toys page by some random coincidence!) and WOW!! Badge-it. Its a badge maker! I was so incredibly impressed! Its going on my christmas list!! So far its actually the only thing on my Christmas list, but to be fair I only started it aproximately 5 seconds ago so thats okay! Im sure I can think of 100 CDs I want and add them to the list, and maybe a Boobah (hopefully I can get one which lights up and sings or something?) and My Little Ponies are back...theyre not as good as they used to be though. They are sparkly and glittery, but theyre also thinner (promoting anorexia? I think so...lets complain!) and less cute and almost uglyish. They had a few pretty ones, but they werent the same. I say bring back Wind-Whistler and Lickety-Split and Apple-Jack and Cotton-Candy and all the other original ponies! They dont do the cute baby ponies or the winged ones anymore. Or at least, I didnt see any in Toys R Us on Saturday *sob sob* but even so I still might put them on my Christmas list. Im going to my old schools 6th form party tomorrow night. Im not sure its fancy-dress. First off its fancy dress and Im not sure I want to dress up. Unless you can think of something really original whats the point? All theyre gonna get is pirates, naughty schoolgirls, hookers, cats, fairies, devils, Mn In Black, James Bonds etc but whats the point? And I doubt I can thinm of anything original in the next 24 hours (less than that now I spose...) so I might not dress up. I have a monkey mask so I might just wear that with normal clothes. But Im not convinced I want to go anyway cos most of my year at school hated me last-year, and I find it hard to believe that over the last 3 months theyll have all decided to love me and be nice to me and not trip me up and laugh at me? I dont know...drunkeness doesnt bode well with me anyway, just makes me depressed...or do stupid things like flash in the middle of the dancefloor *the shame* Hmmm...hmmmhmmmhmmmm *hums* Im thirsty. Maybe I want a drink? I could make myself a milkshake? I might bring some Nesquick into college. They sell cartons of milk so I could buy one, add nesquick (chocolate, of course) and shake/stir it and hey-presto...milkshake! YOY! Cos you can buy hot chocolate at school but its made with water and so not as nice unless you add about 4 sugars and loads of those tenny tubs of milk, so if I made nesquick...in fact if Im gonna use those lil teenie-tiny tubs of milk I might as well make a free milkshake by stealing loads and loads (and then loads more) of them from the canteen. Heh. *Im just 19 and suckers dream...* I like Placebo. I love Placebo. But Im VERY pissed off with them! Who wants to know why? Ill tell you why! Cos I spent £8.99 on their Sleeping With Ghosts album when it first came out, like the loyal fan I am, buying it when it was first released. But now what have they done? Released a special edition of the album with a bonus CD with all their cover versions. How unfair. All the big, loyal Placebo fans buy the album when it first comes out, and all the smaller fans who wait months get it with bonus tracks. So now I have to spend another £8.99 to buy the special edition. *sigh* So yeh, if anyone wants a second-hand edition of Sleeping With Ghosts I have one... On the plus side...um...there is no plus side. Well, Im sure there are lots of plus sides and good things in my life, but nothing springing to mind thats worth writing about. I want a kitten. My friend got a kitten the other day and it got stuck under her floorboards! heheh. I havent seen her Kitten, but shes going to take a photo of her and then I will see her. I have a cat, but shes not a kitten. She was once though, and she is still very cute so I wont complain too much! This is actually becoming quiet a long blog isnt it? Are you all proud? I might keep going all night and make it the longest blog ever. But I think I might get tired/bored/distracted before then so maybe Ill never finish the world record for the longest blog *cries* Maybe Ihategherkins.com could try and win the world-record for eating the most gherkins? Or something else gherkin related? That would be fun. Ive never eaten a gherkin...poor me. Maybe Ill ask my mummy to buy me one. Or next time I go to McDonalds, which will probably be very soon as its right next-door to college, Ill ask anyone who has a burger for their gherkin (unless its cheesily contaminated!) and then I can make sure I hate them. Dont you hate it when youre writing something, and then you realise you missed out a letter or something (wrote gerkin instead of gherkin or something) and go to correct it and it overwrites the next letter (so that gerkin becomes ghrkin) I dont know why it does it, and maybe its just my computer, but *grr* Its annoying cos it does it on everything i type on, but only sometimes. Sometimes I can make gerkin gherkin, and sometimes it makes gerkin ghrkin. Not that I write about gherkins that much, but yknow, anything I am writing about... I have a sweetie bracelet, but its spent the last 2 or 3 weeks round my wrist and Im not sure how clean it is. I want to eat it though! Its so tempting. But probably disease-ridden to! Some of the beads (which are made of sweets in case anyone here has no idea what Im on about) have got a greyish-brown tinge to them, which is putting my digestion-system off them...but still, tempting! The fair has come to Haverfordwest. Are you all excited for me? I am...I dont know if Ill be able to go though. I got 6th form party Thursday night (and even if I didnt go everyone else will be and Im not going to the fair on my own!) and Kayleighs party Saturday night, which leaves Friday so it depends what everyone else is doing? If I do go to the fair ehough Im gonna be absoloutly and totally broke by the enmd of this week. I have no job either. Mummy and Daddy give me £25 a week which is lovely of them, but I sorta spent the £25 they gave me to buy my Psychology textbook with so I have to spend that on the book when I get it Monday...*sigh* Aerials, in the sky...when you lose small mind you free your lives...My new college year resolution was to sing less. So far so...bad... I seem to be as singful as ever, I sing too much, but its like an addiction. Not only that but I dont even realise Im doing it. Ooh, Harry told me today that the internet is addictive (duh...) but that it can also lead to Eating-Disorders (I cant work out how, but...) Insomnia and Restlessness. I dont think its caused me to lose sleep or feel particuarlly restless, but still...thats what Harry told me. I dont know who told him, I asked him but he was busy talking to his cat so I guess Ill never know...*sob* Hmmm...I just ate a sweetie-bead. It tasted fine, of normal sweet--bracelet taste, but Im just wondering how long before I die!? Heheh, Im sure it coulsnt really be that bad, but still, Im sure its quite germy. Its nearly 10.30. I might go to bed soon. Im trying to move away from the habit of staying uo past 12 on weeknights, plus tomorrow night I wont be home till 1 or 2 so I spose I need sleep? But I dont want to go to bed yet. I want to write the longest blog in the world ever! But maybe that would take years to write, and wit and a brain which can think of things to say, of which i have none. Although I spose I must have a brain which thinks of things to say, however boring and irrelevant they may be, neacuse otherwise I couldnt write this. Although on the other hand Im not actually saying anything right now, just writing them, so although I may have the sort of brain that can think of things to write, maybe I really dont have a brain that can rhink of things to say? Although when trying to write the worlds longest blog maybe that isnt important? Maybe if I was making the worlds longest speech it would be, but Im not, and so its not. Hmm, I have the feeling my friend may be pissed off with me. Of course she may not be, she may have just felt the need to very quickly and abrubtly go offline without a proper goodbye or anything. She may have felt the need, and it may have had nothing to do with the fact that Im not happy that her brother is going to beat up another one of my friends boyfriends and that Im not extatic that she thinks the broken friendship she had with that friend, which got a little bit fixed last week, is about to be shattered into more pieces than it was to begin with. It may be nothing to do with that. Or, in fact, it could be? Who knows...I dont. If I knew I wouldnt need to write about it in here wondering who knows... I have a headache. Only a little one, but the kind that gets bigger if you dont take a paracetemol and a drink in order to regain energy, and then go to sleep straight away. Or not straight away cos I might wait for my song to finish, but after your song. Its that kind of headache. The kind that indicates too much computer usage and not enough sleep, The kind which makes your temples ache and your eyes sore and droopy and your neck ache (although that might just be cos I have bad posture or something?) and your brain throb and dizziness start to surround you. So yes, basically it is bedtime. So yes, goodnight. Even though I accidenlty (on purpose) started a new song and so have another 3 minutes ish left in which to type with. Of course now its only 2 and a half minutes, and even if it were still 3 minutes, it would still only be two and a half minutes as I need to save this and sign out of MSN and things, and now its only 1 and a half minutes, which becomes only one minute and so Im going to have to start finishing off my writing now. I just had a sudden flash back. I was about 7 and me and my sister and my friend Hannah whos gone to boarding school now, but used to be in my school, were at this art club. This is a real memory now people, and anyway, I was at this art club thing which was held in the college (I think it was at the college anyway...or maybe it was by the Library/Swimming pool (which are next to each other and not the same building incase the / confused you!)...I cant rememeber, but anyway, we were sitting there making parrot mobiles. That is, in fact, the entire memory. That was all there was to my flashback, but it was stillmincredibly random to be writing about my song ending (sadly in writing about my flashback a new song started) and then suddenly invision my seven-year-old self at art club making parrot mobiles. It was just an incredibly random memory. But anyway, that said my (third) song is now almost over and so I will say goodbye, and *sob* that this isnt the longest blog ever, but maybe one day?? Buhbyeee...hope evryone has a good day/week/month etc (depends when i next blog??) and until next time adios amigos (Im not 100% sure what that means, I know its goodbye in some way shape or form, but it could be a bad way, shape and form, in which case Im sorry.) Posted by jinkleberry on 01/10/2003 |
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nyack. i have just come out of the shower suprisingly surprised that, if it is possibly possible, i have used TOO MUCH shampoo, conditioner etc!!! i smell like a walking bubblegum now. not that i know what a walking bubblegum smells like, so, correction - i smell like bubblegum. at least my hair does. and its in a really slippery slippery mood. wellsy wellsy got to go write a poem about london. dosomethingusefulwithyourtimeandeatbroccoli banditos. ciao, lollseypoop
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caity - just wondered out of sudden impules if nane irons tissues. twould be very very unnaturally untural, wouldnt you agree? well today is the first of yes thats very good wrong! october. tis the first of october. and i have NO school which is yayeeo. nyack... oh yes for all who care, i.e. the craziest among us, i have indeed started on the longest-rubber-band-rope-in-the-world-to-be, so caity, if u see a rubber band or two lying around, twould be much appreciated if u were to knot them together to make a mini rope, and then we can join all the mini ropes and have a large rope, and join all the large ropes and have a very big big rope. i dont intend to set this record alone, bandito. ciao, peoples and, er, whats the think? oh yes, dosomethingusefulwithyourtimeandeatbroccoli!
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I have not blogged for a very very to-longer-a-time. so i am going to take my crazy and cooky cousins magnificant advice and i am going to blog, right here and right now!ummmmmm.... well i would blog if there was something to blog about?????? thinking, thinking??????? i am currently, apart from trying to blog, watching a show on tv called DOC and it is about all these deeply religious peoples doing stuff and look somones having a baby! Guess what its exactly 10 days untill my birthday, which unfortunetly meens it is only 5 days untill the holidays ends. Just give me a moment to sob and cry and to feel sorry for myself-moment-. Well i am racking my non existent brain on something to write about, but once again my brain is failing me on the all important stuff.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......Ethan(my baby cousin) is here, hes cute and all, but jeez he sure can cry. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow to get this gross celent crap shoved on my teeth and then i had exrays taken the other day to conferm wether or not i would need two feelings in my teeth and i think, to fear the worst, that i will. i dont know if anyone else has noticed but i found out yesterday that dentists have really bad teeth. i just find that weird and all. so ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm anywho hay. Oh by the way nane dose still iron lots, and yes i mean LOTS, that was for lorelei and she still dose the iron the hankey twice thingy as well, also for lorelei.dum doodle dum i dont really know what else to write about so i think that i will go now my fellow banditos, chow from the sincear and dedicated gherkin hater and from the person that is just a bit weird, caitlyn :)(: Posted by doodah on 01/10/2003 |
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 Hi, Just catching up after being away from the site for a while and thought I would answer some build up questions, especially for jinkleberry....The original domain name was purchased when we thought of I hate gherkins, unfortunately the people we registered the name with did not support ASP & Databases which run this site. So.... we had to either 1 Pay for another host and get a free name (which we did) or pay for another host and pay again to transfer the domain name. If there is anything else anyone would like answered please post it here and well reply to you all. Best wishes Neil, Tony & Brian ALSO --- >>> You can now use BRACKETS (), and INSERT IMAGES in your blogs by using the  image in the WYSIWYG Editor. ( note images must already be on the web or you can email us the image, well upload it to our server and send you the full link to add to your blog! ) - Send them to images@NOSPAMihategherkins.com (REMEMBER TO REMOVE THE NOSPAM PART !!!!) Posted by Administrator on 29/09/2003 |
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Hmm, hello people. I hope no-one I know comes here. I mean people I know know, and dont just know. Cos if they dont I can write things in here that i dont want people I know know to read? Or I could be cautious and not write it at all. And complain once again at the lack of brackets working. And ask once again why ihategherkins.com redirects me to themostannoyingsiteintheworld.com??? Why is nobody answering my seemingly valid question? I drew a lovely picture of a gherkin yesterday I was very bored! and I wanted to umpload it into a blog, but then i rememebered that I cant actually do that and felt very sad *tear* but never mind. I have a sore hip and my elbow is poking it. How annoying. I got kicked in the side yesterday by a girl with big fluffy boots. Her name is Toyah, she went to my school which is no longer my school anymore last year. She never liked me *sob* and in our drunkeness we were going to have a fight, but she kicked me *hard* and that was as far as our fight went, so if you ever see a girl called Toyah with fluffy boots and lots of make-up please kick her for me. There is a sixth-form party on Thursday, I considered going. Itll be fancy dress *fun.* However, Toyah will be there and shell have all her friends with me *shes one of those people who likes to fight you with all her friends so that its 6 vs 1* and then they might hurt me. But Im not sure if she still goes to school or goes to college *with me - eeek!* but we might end up having a fight. Ive never been in a proper fight before, and to be honest Im not sure I want to be. Not with Toyah Beavis and her friends anyway. Oh well... Im listening to Nirvana. Ive decided I like them now, not that I ever didnt like them, Ive always liked them, but now I actually like like them! Not enough to buy the albums or anything, but still...maybe if my sister didnt already have them I would? But I wont cos I can copy hers and save money, and still see the CD covers if ever I want to. That reminds me I have to make Lynzi a CD. Two CDs in fact. Maybe even 3. I have to see if she finds Without You Im Nothing cos shes lost it, but if she finds it I wont have to copy it. But anyway, Black Market Music and Placebo I have to do. I dont think I have time now, but tomorrow I will. If I remember. Maybe shell remind me? Hmm... Posted by jinkleberry on 28/09/2003 |
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hello! what a stupid way to start a blog. well, anyhoo, today is sunday, and im staying right here in my little house and not going anywhere, anywhere at all, not even anywhere, and im just staying here. anyhoo went out to whatyoumercallit, la pearla, italian restaurant, overpriced and too posh, but absolutely deliciouslicious. yes then we WALKED from picadilly circus to tower bridge, because were idiots, and saw david blaine in the box, because hes an idiot. and it was vairy yes i know thats not how you spell very. twas vairy cold, so we tubed back. tubed and bused actually, because im not prepared to walk from the tube stop to our house, tis toooo too far. not that far, but still too far. and now today im going to stay here. and not go ANYWHERE and force myself to do homework. so dont expect me to be blogging much. i have homework to do. im very important and busy. go away! heheheheh im actually an idiot..
Posted by gherkingoo on 28/09/2003 |
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nuh i cant be bothered saying much tonight. im bored! boredy bored bored, and i have the house to myself...perhaps i shall engage in a harmless session of Throw As Many Rocks As You Can Through The Window...
Posted by gherkingoo on 26/09/2003 |
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yes...unique....well, dont know if most of them peoples would call me that, weird perhaps, which is completely understandable, but the smarter of us may be inclined to stick to unique. also, does anyone know who or what QPR is? i, er, support it, surprisingly, but, um, no, i dont know what on earth it is...maybe ill try a google search...
Posted by gherkingoo on 25/09/2003 |
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Rumours. Hmm, maybe people dont appreciate your wonderful uniqueness? Assuming you are as unique offline as online of course? How silly of them, and how much they are missing out on, what imbescilesent fools. Or maybe theyre planning a suprise birthday party? Is it your birthday soon? Happy birthday! Or it could be paranoia? Anyway, hello fellow-bloggers, and people who arent actual bloggers, but just reader-of-bloggerers?? Anyway, hello to all of you, and other people, like the illiterate who cant read this but like to look at the pretty colours and shapes anyway? ~@?<£^^$$"%£! <<<there are some pretty shapes and colours to look at! *smiles* On a more personqal note lets talk about me, as thats as personal as I can get. Although I spose there are varying ways of making personal notes? I could tell you all my secrets and get very personal, or I could post naked pictures of myself? But thats perhaps too personal and maybe illegal to?? so Ill just tell you what I did today and you can be content with that? And even if youre not content youll have to cope anyway. So, shall I tell you what i dod today then? I suppose I better had as I said I would now... Well, I had a lie in *YOY* cos I had the morning off well, not all morning, but until 11 anyway but I still had to get up at 9.00 *sob* and cos I was in town by 9.30 I walked to Kims house to watch her TV. I watched Trisia her choice, not mine... and then Music Channels cos Im deprieved and dont have any good ones at my house. Muses video for Time Is Running Out came on so I was happy, even if Placebo didnt come on *sob* Umm...then I went into college and had Psychology, which is my most favouritest lesson, and Lynzi was sitting by me and she had jelly-tots, and so I was happy. Then at 12, when my lesson finished I sat around for an hour talking to people and being a little bored, until finally everyone else was out of lessons and we went into town. I bought some Tango, and it was buy one, get one free so i had two Tangos even though I didnt really even want one! and then I had to walk to school for Welsh. I have History, Psychology and English in college and Welsh in school, maybe a little confusing? which was lovely, in that it wasnt. It did sorta remind me of last year though. Not necessarily a good thing, but never mind. I saw Mandi and Verity and Ellie and Helen which was nice. I havent seen them in a long time. It was only not-nice in that they didnt seem that pleased to see me, but Ill overlook that and pretend Im as loved as ever, which I think I am. Sadly, that isnt really that loved. Today two girls ran away from me, a group of boys pointed and laughed and another boy shouted *****ing freak at me in the corridor. Children can be so cruel. But never mind. Welsh was fun...ish. Were doing Welsh poetry. I like poetry, but Welsh poetry is hard/ Wellm, actually its not as so far we dont do anythign buit sit there while she reads out what various lines and words mean, but I can see it perhaps becoming hard. Or at least harder. We do get to talk in Welsh though, and Barry *Bazzu* and I got to discuss whether crapiau is a real welsh word or not. It sounds like it could be real, in definately should be real..but we dont know if it is. Oh well. Im currenytly writing an essay about Much Ado About Nothing, or at least, I would be if I wasnt doing this. Therefore ending this would be the quickest way to finishing the essay, and therefore bedtime. So yes, buhbye fellow gherkin haters! Actually I dont hate gherkins. Im not saykng I like them, Ive just never ever in my life eaten one. Im not sure Ive even seen a real life one? Ive never eaten a ham/beefburger and as far as I know theyre the only places you get them? Poor deprived me, maybe as college is so close to MacDonalds I should go there and get a gherkin? Sounds like a mission! *smiles* Posted by jinkleberry on 24/09/2003 |
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today i have come to a conclusion either i am completely and totally paranoid, or i am completely and totally the laughing stock of my class. dont ask why, dont ask how, dont ask even when, because i dont know...oh god...why me? why why why? and yeah, even better, i dont know what it is their laughing about. maybe theyve found out some deep dark and horrible secret. that would make sense, if i had a deep dark and horrible secret. which i dont. so why? i checked for all the usual things, funny clothing, ink all over me etc etc but i cant think of anything. perhaps its a nasty romour, which would be all the nicer. oh, is that how you spell romour? im brainless, therefore clueless, and know-how-to-spell-less...why? what is so funny? these things will have to be found out i suppose. i must know! wish they would just say it to my face. why?? why why why???????????????
p.s. todays show was sponsored by the letter Y
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im listening to the tenth triple j hottest 100, seeing as it is practically the only decent music in the house apart from george and jamiroquai. not at school today, thanks to my stupid stomach, which is quite literally killing me. tuh. anyhoo i have to write to doodah today or else i shall be doomed forever. i like working on the computer when im sick, because its so...ish. its good for taking your mind off - oh no, oh no, silverchair. abort! abort! new song!!! which is good because the next one is rocket science *the band you fool*. ah...i need food. but i dont want food. food makes me sick...food also prevents me dying. what to do??
Posted by gherkingoo on 17/09/2003 |
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*THIS IS MY BRACKET REPLACEMENT*
tis now....yup, 4.36 post meridien, and i have just, ok not JUST bit a bit came back from school. that doesnt make sense. i dont usually make sense though...anyhoobyhaboohooo, we had to make a collagey thing - thats collage as in big picature made of thingays stucked together, not tertiary education. and it was all london things, buses, taxis, tubes, museums, bus passes *we had about three/four million* and stuff. all stuck on a big map of london. which, i must admit, wasnt the heart of london, oxford circus etc, but the tower bridge side. still, twas very good, fun and...u know. fun. did i mention that??? then twas hot on le bus, and all le way home, sort of thang, but now its a nice, controlled temperature. see that? i spelty welty temperature right! i am a genius. plus, i have solved both londons public transport and congestion probelems in one. i am a genius. did i mention that???
Posted by gherkingoo on 15/09/2003 |
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I spose if I write really big and in different colours, or at least, as big as I can, Im more noticable? But possibly quite annoying also? Hehe, three consecutive, is that the word?? entries in a row! Grr!! Why dont brackets work?? *Annoyance* is that the right word was meant to be in brackets, but alas, they dont work... Posted by jinkleberry on 13/09/2003 |
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How come the address to ihategherkins.com is actually themostannoyingsiteintheworld.com??? Ive been wondering for a while? When you type in ihategherkins.com you get redirected to here, but why is that? Why why why? Why not have the address to this site as ihategherkins.com? Ive been wondering for a while, but none of my wonderings have come up with any answers and Im as confused as always. So please, gherkin-people, tell me, why???
Posted by jinkleberry on 13/09/2003 |
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If you look at the word crap for long enough or just read gherkingoos last entry youll notice that it starts to look and sound really weird. Like an un-real word. You know how some words do that? Well...crap is one of them. I never noticed before, but now I have...
Posted by jinkleberry on 13/09/2003 |
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i cant wait! for what, you may ask? for anything!!!! something should happen!!! BUT NOTHING IS!!!!!!! anyhoo, detailed plan of my day:
first i crapped to crap, crapping along the crap. then we all crapped our craps open and crapped about crap. next, the crap crapped and we crapped to crap. then we all had to crap the crap that Mrs. Crap crapped us. then, in crap crap, we had crap, with our crap crap. he crapped about crap and how the craps crap u crap. so while we crapped to that, we crapped in our craps about crap like crap, crap, and crap. then it was crap, so we crapped. then, we were allowed to crap a bit in crap, when we were crapping craps about crap. then it was crap time, so i crapped my crap. by the time we had crapped it was nearly crap to crap. so, the crap crapped, and we crapped in CR.AP, and the crap showed us how to crap. it really was a crap day.
Posted by gherkingoo on 12/09/2003 |
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arty farty crappy shmappy...oh look. theres a cactus...
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Me and Jenny, we are just like peas and carrots Run Forrest, Run My name is Benjamin Bubba Blue, But my friends call me Bubba My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump Posted by sweed on 08/09/2003 |
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had a very normal, normal day. u no...yelled at by science teacher, ate lunch, had half of the double english lesson, met the prime minister. u no..very normal. wonder what tomorrow will bring? a trip to the moon? how extraordinarily normal..
Posted by gherkingoo on 08/09/2003 |
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Today has been awful! i have a huge re project to do and its by next wednesday! ive already done 22 of the 300 pages needed! argh!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by hanz1989 on 08/09/2003 |
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PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN COMES OUT IN THREE DAYS TIME!!!!! Posted by doodah on 08/09/2003 |
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uggggggghh. i look like crap, nothing new there, i feel like crap, i sound like crap...theres something preventing me from just being crap. oh right. craps dont have hair. at least i really really hope they dont. ugggh. in exactly one short or long amount of time, or, if drastic measure calls for it, perhaps medium, i shall have to be at the innermost crapmost torture chamber ever invented and known legally to man, i.e. school. why oh WHY????
Posted by gherkingoo on 08/09/2003 |
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scrap that
Posted by gherkingoo on 07/09/2003 |
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happy happy frickin joy
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No talking, just a religous thought for today. Thought for today: When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "Theres just something about you that pisses me off..! Posted by Bones on 06/09/2003 |
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Hi all. Finally finished mailout number 2 as you probably know if you signed up for it. We were mentioned by DMX Zone the Macromedia guys in their global mailout today so hi if youve come from their newsletter! Neil Posted by Administrator on 04/09/2003 |
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what is wrong with these people? they acted as if theyd been gone a weekend, not SIX WEEKS. its weird being in yr 8. theres all these LITTLE people running around.
Posted by gherkingoo on 04/09/2003 |
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lucky me, eh? 7.48, which means only one hour and teo minutes to school. oh joy. joy joy joy. although i did, last night, have much pleasure in annoying the hell out of "Fwack". when asken what "Fwack" was, he replied, "I am Fwack". when asked who calls him "Fwack", he said only "Me. I am Fwack." Now excuse me if you do not find this excruciatingly funny. anyhoo its my new word. fwack!! urgh...i tried a "brekky fast bar" brekky fast in a bar. lets hope it works, cause A it was disgusting, and B i cant eat anything else. uh my school jacket attracts so much crap! its so dusty, and stiff. stiff like a really stiff, stiff...jacket. uh oh 7.52. got to be off in three minutes...PLEASE let the buses be ON TIME and NOT FULL....
Posted by gherkingoo on 04/09/2003 |
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well. im KNITTING. dont ask what, or how, and especially not why, I AM JUST KNITTING. i no i no, weird y weird y weird, but oh well. great air of depression, as school looms ahead tomorrow, but at least the camel can have its cheese puffs. moroccan sauce is not nice. tip for the future: oh wait that was my tip for the future. the thingy...moroco...anyhoo it doesnt matter, as long as the camel can have its cheese puffs. my seahorse, once a lively, frolicking, okay not frolicking...or lively, come to think of it, but, well..it had helium in it. and now there is very little helium, but enouch that it still floats. but in a sort of deflated, wrinkly way. at least it doesnt go out the window anymore. hmm. . ... ... .. <- weird little dot seqence.. anyhoo, tis my last day to wear jeans, and sleep til eight thirty, and watch bad daytime tv, and go for lunch in the city, and be lazy and relax-ed, etc. ~sighs very sighilly~ but oh well.
NOTE FOR DOODAH: hi dooooooooooodah, sorry to hear school was a crap fest, just letting you know that...hm...theres a bee in the house. hope you enjoyed that very useful piece of information, because it was very informative. p.s. hal hatalky says hi
Posted by gherkingoo on 03/09/2003 |
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hmmm.... ok so ive blogged before but the computor says that i havnt, well i will just start over again then. well went to school today and surprise surpris it suxed exept for drama and art. though in drama im unfortunetly in nicolas group and damit weve got the mobile phone scene! i hate that scene!!!!!!! ::::: ahhh well i will live. art was ok i guess exept my teacher always looks at me as if im mentally challenged or something, not that i have anything against mantally challenged people its just i dont think she should look at n e 1 like that especially mentally challenged people. blah blah blah well thats about it and all. bub bi :: Posted by doodah on 03/09/2003 |
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Its now the 2nd September, for all you who dont know. And tomorrow, I fear, will be the 3rd. And who knows what will come next, in this crazy, CRAZY world. We can only hope that one day, we shall experience a great revolution, for CHEESE!!!!!
Posted by gherkingoo on 02/09/2003 |
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well ha ha, mr computer, it really is the FIRST OF SEPTEMBER today!!!!!!
Posted by gherkingoo on 01/09/2003 |
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| I woke up this morning, thinking it was 1st September, but, because I must always be corrected, Mr Computer rudely interrupted, telling me it was 31st August. Why do computers have the date anyway? I mean, I know its very convinient and all, but really. Then Warwick finished Max Payne, and then we went out to a French animation, Bellville Rendez-Vous, which was very good. and now the gel wrist-rest is stuck to the table. All gooey. Huh. Mum and Warwick are arguing. Hooray. Oh, and heres the fun part, its about me. Okay, Im switching off. I cant hear...ho hum. Tomorrow is Monday, so thatll give me good time to watch sad daytime TV, such as "Diagnosis Murder" or "This Morning." Oh I am a headcase. Oops, I got hiccups. Anyhoo, 5. 5??? Where did that come from??? Im crazy. Oh, and yay, tomorrow is a Mail day, which means there is a slight possibility I WILL GET MAIL. Slight. Possibilty. Whi |
