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	The Gherkin Cam is back Yes the gherkin cam is back on line, the image will be refreshed every hour as we watch this little gherkin's life journey... we guess its better than watching paint dry.


	Would you believe it! We were skiing on the slopes when we accidentally dropped our gherkin, guess where it is and if correct you'll top our Wall of Fame.

We're probably the only website in the world generous enough to give every visitor a limited edition

The pixel is made of a high quality and extremely durable material and can even be used as a handy spare dot.

To download your Free PIXEL simply "right click" on the red pixel below and "save".

Why not download a few to trade with friends or work colleagues.


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